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Castiel:

blueeyeboy:

Castiel:

SamWinchester:

DeanWinchester:

Bitch.

Jerk.

I don’t understand that reference. 

How do you not understand it are you in this fandom

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thedoctorsconsultingfirebender:

I want the Doctor to take a kid as his companion.

A 14-15 year old kid who’s parents are fighting, has few friends, bad grades, and feels like complete shit before the Doctor comes.

No kissing, complicated relationships, confusion or stuff like that, just the Doctor taking a kid who doesn’t see much out of life for a ride.

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.

— A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via milktree)

(Source: notclarissa)

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thewitchofhopehasarrived:

meulin2dope:

prettyflyforaredspy:

demonfox9802:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

I’m sorry but this is getting annoying.
It’s understandable if this were outside of school, but they’re just trying to enforce dress code. You can’t come to school wearing shorts and a loose tank to school just because it’s getting warm outside :l . They’re not trying to publicly shame girls, It’s a learning environment, don’t blame sexism for dressing like a slut. 

are you fuckin serious

STOP! STOP! STOP!
um yeah you CAN come to school in shorts and a loose tank. it’s pretty easy it’s called you put it on and go to school.
a learning environment is a BETTER LEARNING ENVIRONMENT when you are COMFORTABLE.
and being comfortable goes FAR BEYOND social aspects. it also has to deal with fashion.
when you see girls show up to tests in sweats, it’s not because they were too lazy that day to dress up (though it is usually the case most of the time and there’s nothing wrong with that) it’s because BEING COMFORTABLE MAKES YOU MORE HAPPY.
if a woman is comfortable wearing a loose tank and shorts, then so be it! you are never going to be comfortable wearing fucking jeans and a long sleeved shirt in the summer time so don’t feed me that shit. 
they are LITERALLY trying to publicly shame girls, thats what dress codes are all about. 
your bra is showing? you’re disgusting i can’t believe you would do that how do you show your face in public?
you’re thong is showing? how dare you wear underwear that you feel good in.
you cleavage is showing? how dare you flaunt a crease between your chests fat sacs even though it is literally suffocating for large breasted women to wear tshirts.
you think being a slut is a BAD THING? how fucking dare YOU. i’d rather be scantily dressed and get sent home then be sweating my ass off because some prepubescent boy with his first pube can’t keep his dick from engorging with blood at the site of a titty. 

Well guys shouldn’t freaking come to school with their pants half way down their thigh and their freaking boxers showing out from underneath. It’s disgusting and distracting
You know why it’s distracting?
Not because I wanna fucking tap that ew no gross get away!! It’s distracting because I can’t help but giggle to myself like wow he thinks he looks so freaking cool like that.  Like no.  If a guy can show his underwear like that in school I should be able to show my bra strap.

Also, when did wearing shorts become the same thing as having a lot of sex? How do those two things have anything in common?

xhxixdxdxexnx:

thewitchofhopehasarrived:

meulin2dope:

prettyflyforaredspy:

demonfox9802:

flozac:

the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway

I’m sorry but this is getting annoying.

It’s understandable if this were outside of school, but they’re just trying to enforce dress code. You can’t come to school wearing shorts and a loose tank to school just because it’s getting warm outside :l . They’re not trying to publicly shame girls, It’s a learning environment, don’t blame sexism for dressing like a slut. 

are you fuckin serious

STOP! STOP! STOP!

um yeah you CAN come to school in shorts and a loose tank. it’s pretty easy it’s called you put it on and go to school.

a learning environment is a BETTER LEARNING ENVIRONMENT when you are COMFORTABLE.

and being comfortable goes FAR BEYOND social aspects. it also has to deal with fashion.

when you see girls show up to tests in sweats, it’s not because they were too lazy that day to dress up (though it is usually the case most of the time and there’s nothing wrong with that) it’s because BEING COMFORTABLE MAKES YOU MORE HAPPY.

if a woman is comfortable wearing a loose tank and shorts, then so be it! you are never going to be comfortable wearing fucking jeans and a long sleeved shirt in the summer time so don’t feed me that shit. 

they are LITERALLY trying to publicly shame girls, thats what dress codes are all about. 

your bra is showing? you’re disgusting i can’t believe you would do that how do you show your face in public?

you’re thong is showing? how dare you wear underwear that you feel good in.

you cleavage is showing? how dare you flaunt a crease between your chests fat sacs even though it is literally suffocating for large breasted women to wear tshirts.

you think being a slut is a BAD THING? how fucking dare YOU. i’d rather be scantily dressed and get sent home then be sweating my ass off because some prepubescent boy with his first pube can’t keep his dick from engorging with blood at the site of a titty. 

Well guys shouldn’t freaking come to school with their pants half way down their thigh and their freaking boxers showing out from underneath. It’s disgusting and distracting

You know why it’s distracting?

Not because I wanna fucking tap that ew no gross get away!! It’s distracting because I can’t help but giggle to myself like wow he thinks he looks so freaking cool like that.  Like no.  If a guy can show his underwear like that in school I should be able to show my bra strap.

Also, when did wearing shorts become the same thing as having a lot of sex? How do those two things have anything in common?

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maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

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emmastonemetodeath:

can we all stop pretending that channing tatum is hot

(Source: ignitionremix)

Whatever machine you require, this system will build it.

(Source: holliquinn)

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

sexintartarus:

excuse you our porn is of the finest quality

apatheticghost:

my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”

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fffcuk:

bettywhite4ever:

fffcuk:

it snew today

i think i just busted vein from laughing so hard what the hell is snew an actual word

the post that ruined my life

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

3-2-1queer:

When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”

YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you

(Source: iseeavoice)

(Source: jdbiebers)